Deck the halls with bell of holly
Deck the halls with bell of holly
Deck the halls with bell of holly
As push this great trolley
Down the shopping isle we go
Where we stop we don’t know
Buying boxes of Christmas crackers
Boy do I feel so knackered
Tins of food I pop in
Over eating is my sin
Tracee sits upon the tree
Looking proud for all to see
Shevy lies upon the ground
All tied up and making no sound
On the couch sits Ropeart
Clearing the room with a fart
And now we have are sweet katt
Looking pretty in her hat
Next we see the cute Vicki_m
Driving the guys round the bend
And little Tas gets picked on
But who’s this why it’s Con
Is this santa no its Sir Red
Hitting poor Rocket around the head
Kirisma giggles looking so fine
As Msangelic gets drunk on wine
All the guys now enter the room
Followed by poor Dark Guyver with a broom
Jenny sky dances all day long
And little Kitty sings her song
BindVicki sits there looking great
As poor Lucan gets in a state
Helen25 dresses as Mrs Santa
Drinking her can of orange fanta
Now we see auntie Shy
With her halo that sits upon high
She sticks her hand into her pocket
And pulls out her little Rocket
Dana lays cuffed to the barn
Just to keep her safe from harm
Emily sits dressed as a queen
Stuffing chocolate and making a scene
Blazer stands under the mistletoe
Shouting to Isis lets give it a go
Husky trots in with dirty paws
Leaving paw prints on Guyver's clean floors
Lady L carries her silver tray
Having fun on this joyous day
Whilst bill plays with little pep
Pretending that she's his little pet
Etolie^brillante and Eagle snog
Samanth blushes saying oh my god
Cute rubbergirl bounces all around
And `Lord_Tharak's wings make no sound
X8 hangs the paper chains upon on the wall
Trying to look so really cool
Poor happybondagette is bound like a,
Christmas present
And old Mudd eats all the pheasant
Txpine finds some lighted rope
Tying Isa who's full of hope
For Christmas is the time of year
And the room is full of cheer
When will this madness ever end?
Don't ask me I'm round the bend
Villain lights one of his bombs
And Tomm comes out dressed in a thong
So merry Christmas to you all
And ok I am a fool
But I hope this brings a smile
Making this poem so worthwhile.
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Melina at Christmas
Melina at Christmas
Melina shoots her long arrow
Whilst husky chews on a bone,
full of marrow
And you know she loves him so
Her little doggy she won't let go
In the room she puts up the tree
And she does this all for free
Looking great in her fairy dress
Man those legs are just the best
Christmas is here once again
But this time it's not the same
For now we have sweet Melina
Come on guys have you seen her
With her wand and chains all around
She dances and skips making no sound
Ooh to tie her tight with some rope
And perhaps tease her with a grope
Christmas carols can be heard
But the guys stare at this sweet bird
For Melina is her sweet name
Loving her is are game
Christmas time we have her now
All the guys shout oh wow
Such a lovely girl Melina is
So under the mistletoe please give us a kiss
SUICIDE !
A cloud formed over that dark day
When you chose to walk away
We had an argument and that’s a fact
That’s was when you turned your back
To this day I'm still so hollow
When you know to hell I would follow
So I sit in the dark all alone
Just waiting for you to phone
Loosing you is more than I can bear
Should I call should I dare?
But alas you hate me so
And I know I must let you go
Now inside my soul feels so cold
And I look so very old
For you was my very life
And I hoped you be my wife
I see the pills on the side
And I take them as I cried
Watching my world turn so black
Knowing I'll soon be in that body sack
Death brings me a little smile
And I feel it's so worthwhile
For now I am truly free
And my broken heart will let me be
There is a plot in the ground
Where I lay and make no sound
And above me is a tombstone
For this is now my new home
Mum and Dad are broken inside
As they're told their son has died
For it is the ones you leave behind
A thought that suicide should bear in mind
For they're the ones that must go on
Knowing that there son has gone
So even when things get bad
Don't ever get too sad
You know your family is there for you
And they'll help you to get through
Even when the girl you love walks away
Talk to your family and your live another day
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